When I was a young man
About 21 years old, y’all
All I wanted was a stripper girlfriend
And a Gold Top Les Paul
Be careful of the things you wish for
You might get ’em
Ray Wylie Hubbard – Mother Blues
Want me a white Lester Polfuss with a JB and a 59
Don’t want no Goldtop P90
Coz it ain’t got no grunt or whine
You say you want a hot stripper girlfriend
Who will that bling
But without those Seth Lovers
It won’t do a thing
For me
Want me a sweet honey burst with that Patent-Applied-For chime
Gimme that thunder in the mountains
Make it tube lightning amplified
When I pluck a note I wanna hear it sing
Gimme motherbuckers and
Hear my notes ring
For days
Gimme a white Lester Polfuss with a JB and a 59
Don’t want no sad soap bar weaklings
Don’t care how that goldtop shines
If your hot stripper girlfriend demands that gold
Fit orange drops and minis
Or Dimarzios
Please buck my hum baby
With a JB and a 59