{"id":3887,"date":"2024-08-17T19:59:52","date_gmt":"2024-08-17T19:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/?page_id=3887"},"modified":"2025-08-15T19:49:21","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T19:49:21","slug":"a-jb-and-a-59","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/music\/a-jb-and-a-59\/","title":{"rendered":"A JB and a &#8217;59"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"2560\" height=\"1758\" src=\"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3923\" style=\"width:633px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-scaled.jpg 2560w, https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-632x434.jpg 632w, https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-1020x701.jpg 1020w, https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-768x527.jpg 768w, https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-1536x1055.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Randolph-edited-2048x1407.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2560px) 100vw, 2560px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/www.fuzzybuckets.uk\/Five-String-Johnny\/JB%20and%20a%2059%20Mix%20%28Mastered%20with%20Thunder%20at%2050pct%29.mp3\"><\/audio><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<small>When I was a young man<br>About 21 years old, y&#8217;all<br>All I wanted was a stripper girlfriend<br>And a Gold Top Les Paul<br>Be careful of the things you wish for<br>You might get &#8217;em<br><br>Ray Wylie Hubbard &#8211; Mother Blues<\/small>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Want me a white Lester Polfuss with a JB and a 59<br>Don&#8217;t want no Goldtop P90<br>Coz it ain&#8217;t got no grunt or whine<br>You say you want a hot stripper girlfriend<br>Who will love that bling<br>But without those Seth Lovers<br>It won&#8217;t do a thing<br>For me<br><br>Want me a sweet honey burst with that Patent-Applied-For chime<br>Gimme that thunder in the mountains<br>Make it tube lightning amplified<br>When I pluck a note I wanna hear it sing<br>Gimme motherbuckers and <br>Hear my notes ring<br>For days<br><br>Gimme a white Lester Polfuss with a JB and a 59<br>Don&#8217;t want no sad soap bar weaklings<br>Don&#8217;t<strong> <\/strong>care how that goldtop shines<br>If your hot stripper girlfriend demands that gold<br>Fit orange drops and minis<br>Or Dimarzios<br>Please buck my hum baby<br>With a JB and a 59<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-summary\">\nWhen I was a young manAbout 21 years old, y&#8217;allAll I wanted&hellip;\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/music\/a-jb-and-a-59\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;A JB and a &#8217;59&rdquo;<\/span>&hellip;<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":2775,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3887","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3887"}],"version-history":[{"count":53,"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3979,"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3887\/revisions\/3979"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/apps.fuzzybuckets.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}